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BULL IN 3D

The bull run is better in 3D.

Joycat put on the glasses, grabbed the popcorn, and rode the ANSEM Black Bull straight through the screen. One ticket. Zero brakes. Maximum green.

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Joycat riding the ANSEM Black Bull out through a cinema screen

The screen did not survive the première.

Reel I

The Feature

A bull-action comedy in full meme vision. No plot armor. No pause button. Just one famous cat treating maximum chaos like premium entertainment.

01

Joycat

Rainbow glasses. One dangerously full tub. A fearless moviegoer who treats maximum chaos like premium entertainment — and never once looks back at the exploding doors.

Main character
02

ANSEM Black Bull

Black facets, neon eyes, zero concern for the seating arrangement. It came through the picture horns first and it has not slowed down since.

Transportation
03

The Popcorn

Green, oversized, structurally unsound. It survives the charge, the jump and the doors. It does not survive Row F. Built for reaction posts and remixes.

Craft services

Built for anyone who refuses to watch the bull run in boring old 2D.

Reel II

The Script

INT. EMPTY CINEMA — MIDNIGHT

The screen flickers green.

Two glowing horns break through the picture. Then the ANSEM Black Bull charges into the theater — black facets, neon eyes, and absolutely no concern for the seating arrangement.

Joycat does not run.

He tightens the rainbow glasses, grabs the popcorn, jumps onto the bull, and points toward the exit.

The doors explode open.

Popcorn fills the air. The entire theater turns green. Somewhere behind them, the movie is still playing — but Joycat has already become the main character.

CUT TO GREEN.

Reel III

Row F · 3D Showing

You are in row F. Everything on that screen is coming out here. Slide the tub to catch the popcorn — and get out of the way of anything with horns. Depth is the red/cyan split: the wider it splits, the closer it is.

Popcorn0
Spills0/3
Reel
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Feature presentation

ROW F

Move to slide the tub. Catch the popcorn. Dodge the reels, chairs and the bull. Three spills and the usher walks you out.

Pointer, touch or ← → · Space to pause

Glasses on. Depth is readable.

Reel IV

Box Office

One ticket price. No hidden fees at the concession stand.

Total supply 0$BULL3D
Buy / sell tax 0%Concession-free
Liquidity BurnedDoors welded open
Contract RenouncedNobody in the booth

Live from the box office

Waiting for the première
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Admit one

Get a Ticket

Four steps between you and Row F.

  1. 1

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in a group chat.

  2. 2

    Load some SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange, send it to your wallet address, keep a little back for fees.

  3. 3

    Swap for $BULL3D

    Paste the contract address into pump.fun or Jupiter, check it character by character, swap.

  4. 4

    Put the glasses on

    Track the chart on Dexscreener, post the reaction, refuse to watch it in 2D ever again.

Programme

Showtimes

Four screenings. The projector does not stop between them.

00:00

Doors open

Launch on pump.fun. Contract renounced, liquidity burned, the ticket booth opens.

Screening
00:20

The screen breaks

Dexscreener listing, the chart goes live, first wave of reaction posts and remixes.

Next up
01:00

Meme vision

Joycat and the bull burst through increasingly ridiculous screens — charts, livestreams, games, weather reports, other memes. Template pack for the whole theatre.

Scheduled
Late

Midnight double feature

Listings, collabs, and a run that refuses to end in 2D. Roll the bull.

Scheduled
Community call

ROLL THE BULL

The doors are already open and the popcorn is already airborne. Bring a friend who still watches the bull run in two dimensions.

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